Maybe hearing about Tom Colicchio’s every waking minute made you feel creepy and stalky to the point of thinking, Okay, you know what? Maybe I don’t want to know every single thing about a celebrity chef, and maybe I should just enjoy eating his food or his chef de cuisine’s food or whatever and not worry about how many times he looks at photos of his kids during the course of a day. Or maybe it had the opposite effect and you were like, But what was Tom Colicchio wearing when he practiced guitar for two hours? If you’re in the latter camp, then you’re going to want to take a look at an item in the New York Times "Style" section that tells you every single thing that media darling Marcus Samuelsson wore during the course of a week of appearing on CBS, ABC, etc. It’s stunning reportage, and yet it fails to answer the one thing we still don’t know about Marcus Samuelsson: Boxers or briefs?