As you probably know, on Monday’s edition of “The Rush Limbaugh Show,” Limbaugh took Michelle Obama to task for “feasting on ribs,” even while she has the audacity to tell us that we should eat vegetables. The nerve of that woman! Of course, he also casually mentioned that “our first lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue,” so who is she to tell people to eat healthy food? (Plus, we know all the swimsuit models go to Shake Shack.) We’re 99 percent sure this rant, like everything Limbaugh says, was just designed to get publicity (it worked!) — even Limbaugh can’t be obtuse enough to actually believe this drivel. And yet, it’s still seriously foolish. But is it the most foolish thing he’s ever said about food? Of course not! Get your ire up and take a look at all the other senselessness, straight ahead.