Jonathan Gold Arouses V-Day Appetites

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Just in case you still harbored some fantasies of eating an appetizing meal tonight before engaging your other passions, Jonathan Gold drops a list of ten aphrodisiac foods full of quivering, spurting, tongue flickering, turgid, swollen lipped descriptions. Obviously bananas are indeed “long” and “thick,” and deer penis wine and oysters are obviously a must, but we may never look at “trembling, musky” uni the same ever again. And that says nothing for what he writes about figs. [Squid Ink]