We’d Totally Listen to a Song About Prosciutto

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Right now the world is debating what "H.A.M." the title of a forthcoming (and sure to be awesome) song from Jay-Z and Kanye West could mean. "High and mighty"? "Have a mint"? But we offer this theory: Who says it stands for anything? What if it really is just a song about ham, and the country's fascination with pork? Think about it. First, it's pretty baller. (Have you seen how expensive Jamn Ibrico is?) Also: Jay-Z's a known food expert. And: Kanye does own all those Fatburgers. [Kanye West/Twitter]