From The Onion: The FDA Wants You to Eat a F-cking Carrot


We were as bummed as anyone to learn that our all–Frosted Flakes diet wasn't actually healthy (despite the nutrition claims made on the box). But there's still hope for us! The Onion brings us this encouraging announcement from the FDA. The video, straight ahead.

FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable" [YouTube]