We thought our job writing stuff about food on the Internet was pretty fun, but then we saw the latest tweets from the Meat Hook. Not only do they perform some bizarre, sadistic ritual each Saturday morning and call it brunch, they're just constantly having a zany old time. They sing and dance! They devour pans of macaroni and cheese! They give each other kisses! They scoop pig brains and truss ducks! Sheesh, are they drunk all the time, or what? Also, are they hiring?