L’Asso sent us a fun pizza calendar in the mail, with remarkably not-cheesy pie pinup scenarios for every month (things like eighties-inspired hipster Margherita slices! Birthday candle deep-dish!). As you can see, this droopy-slice image from the February page successfully evokes both Dalí’s Persistence of Memory and the lonely bare landscapes of winter’s end. Or something like that! The calendars are available at the restaurant for $15; just don’t call it "pizza porn" — it’s artsy.