Speaking of people fighting for their right to party, there was a Four Loko rally in Union Square, and Brooklyn Vegan has video of protesters saying why exactly it should be kept legal (though some of these kids look too young to legally buy it in the first place). This gives a whole new meaning to puke and rally! If you can’t face a future without sweet, sweet death juice but aren’t about to flash your panties in protest, The Atlantic has a more sensible idea: Make your own at home. Just be careful you don’t pull an Ortiz. Oh, and by the way, somehow a ten-shot, twenty-ounce espresso (now being served at The Pulp & the Bean in Crown Heights) is still totally legal.