Kobayashi Goes From ‘Champ to Chump’


Judging by the Brooklyn Paper’s account, watching the troubled Takeru Kobayashi fail to break the Guinness world record for eating a twelve-inch pizza in under 105.37 seconds was kind of like watching Mike Tyson get pummeled by Kevin McBride. It’s only a matter of time before he speed-eats someone’s ear off. [Brooklyn Paper]