Crime Scenes

D’Ohhh! Thieves Pinch Wrong Dough

Is this weirder than the vegan-cookie crook? A pair of thieves followed the owners of Staten Island’s Brothers Pizzeria home and robbed a bag from them at gunpoint. But instead of the the day’s proceeds, it contained pizza dough. Talk about a half-baked plan, har har. [NYP]

D’Ohhh! Thieves Pinch Wrong Dough