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Imagine If Blue Bottle and Ritual Devotees Had a Street Fight

“They started by throwing hot coffee at one another. Perfectly good four-dollar macchiatos and Americanos just… gone.” Please enjoy this Ken Burns-style mockumentary about the great Coffee Wars of San Francisco in the late aughts, in which upstart Blue Bottle drinkers went around harassing the Ritual faithful about how their coffee “takes milk better,” until they just couldn’t take it anymore.

“I think the Coffee Wars defined what we were… ego-centric style whores.”


The Coffee Wars of San Francisco [Killing My Lobster via Laughing Squid]

Imagine If Blue Bottle and Ritual Devotees Had a Street Fight