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By the way, not everyone has gotten the message that bacon has jumped the shark: Bacon-palooza occurs in Soho October 15 to 17. There’ll be “bacon burlesque,” a bacon-eating contest, Bacon: The Movie, Bacon: The Musical, and lots of stuff wrapped in bacon, but, for better or worse, no viewing of the Bacon Kevin Bacon statue (now at $2,000 on eBay). [Bacon-Palooza]