A Dispute Over New York–Quality Tap Water; Bubba Packs ’Em In

• A process that makes horrible, awful Florida tap water taste like clean, delicious New York water is at the center of a lawsuit between two restaurateurs. [Sun Sentinel]

• For restaurants outside the U.S., the Bill Clinton Bump is a better bit of publicity than a Michelin star. [NYT]

• A couple is suing a Cleveland-area Steak 'n Shake after it served their son hot sauce that sent him to the hospital. [AP]

• Watch out, tea party: Here comes the Coffee Party. [AFP]

• A Michigan man says that Heinz stole the idea for their new Dip & Squeeze ketchup packets from him. [Free Press]