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"In my experience, a woman who calls herself a gourmet cook may be a gourmet cook, but a man who calls himself a gourmet cook, unless he does it for a living, may be an alcoholic." —Roger Ebert, in his forthcoming rice-cooker cookbook, The Pot and How to Use It. (Grub Street mini-review: hilarious, brilliant, and surprisingly useful.)