Tabloids Determined to Ruin It for Underage Drinkers

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Its 2 a.m. do you know where your kids are? According to the Post, if theyre beautiful girls who look a tad too young to be out past midnight, theyre probably topless at Le Bain, the Jacuzzi atop the Standard hotel where everyone gets naked. Meanwhile, the Daily News (rehashing an earlier Post story) tries some fake I.D.'s out on hapless nightspots. The News interns dont get into Tenjune (no wonder the club is being investigated after the falling death of 17-year-old Nicole John), but they do score a drink at Bills Bar and Burger. Guess Steve Hansons secret underage shoppers need to step up their game. Anyway, if the tabloids keep running these stories, the citys younguns will have nothing to do other than chase Justin Bieber around.

Crazy Sexy Pool [NYP]
Fake IDs get reporters into or served at 13 out of 18 bars [NYDN]