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South Crowns Hot Wing Champs in Santa Monica Every Monday

It just may be that restaurants are tryin’ to kill you, but you’ll still need to get in where you fit in tonight at South, where the weekly “Abram Huelsbeck Hot Wing” eating contest goes down to get local chicken heads cluckin’. Sign-ups start at 8:00 P.M. to vie for Huelsbeck’s title. Top the namesake champ’s 25-strong record sans napkins and tongue coolants like ranch and the contest might suddenly be named after you. Just take heed, brave competitive eater: “prisons and graveyards are full of boys who wore the crown.” [Feast]

South Crowns Hot Wing Champs in Santa Monica Every Monday