When Life Hands You Bad Pizza …

Photo: Noah Kalina

“Like when you eat some pizza and it’s so bad that it makes you want to take a flamethrower to the pizza shop that sold it to you, then use some of the embers of that fire to start up your wood-fired pizza oven and make amends to the pizza gods.” —Anthony Falco of Roberta’s on his inspirations [Slice/Serious Eats]