• The Eternally Displeased Diva, the Gonzo Journalist, and eleven other useless and easily categorizable types of Yelp users. [Urlesque]
• Bauer went to Marlowe for his birthday, got a new iPhone 4, and loved the poulet vert. [Between Meals/Scoop]
• The CHOW gals, who are now on the L.A. leg of that Innovation Tour, have their minds blown at Jose Andres’s Bazaar. [CHOW]
• Guacamole and salsa are responsible for one in 25 restaurant-based outbreaks of food poisoning. [WSJ]
• On a recent visit to Malaysia, Martha Stewart claims she ate every two hours. [NYP]
• Baseball stadiums offer more food options than ever before, but hot dogs are still the top sellers. [NYT]
• The White House will soon release a series of videos spotlighting healthy, cheap recipes. [NYP]
• In a recent poll, voters said that London has the worst food of any European city. [Independent]
