Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll at the Ninth Ward

Photo: Daniel Maurer

While EV Grieve gets worked up about the 13th Step’s eight-and-a-half-hour happy hour, deep-fried hot dogs, and (as previously mentioned) multitudinous flat-screens, we’ll give him something else to fret about. Here’s how the bathrooms are labeled at another object of concern, the Ninth Ward, which also has a drink called the Tom Sizemore (hurricanes are still being debated). Unfortunately, these loos debuted too late to be a finalist in the America’s Best Restroom Contest.

The 13th Step [Thrillist via EV Grieve]