So Dies the Dream of the Michael Lohan Nightclub

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In a heartwarming follow-up to the depressing news that Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael was teaming up with partners to launch a vortex of hair gel and despair in the Hamptons, TMZ reports today that Westhampton Beach police were less than pleased to learn of Lohan’s felonious history. Lohan’s past DUIs turn out not to be a material concern, since he’s not on the liquor license, but while poking around in the paperwork, the cops uncovered a zoning problem that just might prevent the place from seeing the light of day. And now the nightclub’s name, Controversy, is relevant on more than just the glaringly obvious level! [TMZ]