Be David Chang’s Ssäm Bar Neighbor

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Photo: Jeremy Liebman

Looking for new digs? Allow us to suggest one of the eight luxury three-bedroom apartments located in the East Village at 207 Second Avenue. They've got decorative marble fireplaces, plenty of closet space, and oh yeah they're located right above Momofuku Ssm Bar. There's no need to take advantage of the kitchens' "custom tile backsplashes, maple cabinetry and stainless steel appliances including ... dishwasher, Pro Series range and microwave" when you can pop downstairs for an order of charred Brussels sprouts. And think of the money you'll save on home fragrances, when you can just open the window and let the sweet, porky smell of bo ssm waft into your living space. At $7,450 a month, you can't afford not to live there. [EV Grieve]