As expected, today's In-N-Out story is bunkum. Keith, a very nice man in In-N-Out's marketing department (they sure start work early there) just told us that there are no plans for In-N-Out in New York now or likely ever: "One of the reasons is that we deliver things fresh from our main warehouse. And that's in Southern California." But we doff our cap to today's pranksters. We haven't heard people this outraged since Crif Dogs plastered cars with "Porking Tickets" some years ago. Honorable April Fools' Day mention goes to Chow's story about mustache nets for Brooklyn bartenders.
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