Pour Out a Watered-Down Margarita for Señor Swanky’s

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Photo: Daniel Maurer

By the looks of the below auction listing sent to us by a tipster, the one and only Señor Swanky's has closed its Upper West Side “speakeasy and celebrity hangout” not two years after the closure of its downtown location left a gaping chasm in the heart of the Village. Our phone calls to El Señor have gone unanswered, so we’re fairly certain that nobody is sipping sidewalk margaritas at 531 Columbus Avenue on this glorious day. Still, it’s not hard to imagine that he’ll find a deep-pocketed backer for a Burritoville-style comeback — it’s time for all those celebrities on the wall to step forward! Anyone?

MICHAEL AMODEO CO., INC. Auctrs
SELL WEDNESDAY MARCH 31, 2010 AT 2:30 PM AT 513 COLUMBUS AVENUE, MANHATTAN, NYC, BET. 84 & 85th ST. WELL KNOWN RESTAURANT & BAR Don’t miss this sale. Like New Late Model Equipment, Garland Upirght Broiler, Jade 6 Burner Stove, Jade 3Ft Radiant Grill, 8Ft Prep Table, 4Ft Steam Table, Low Boy Refrigerators & Freezers, 8x8 & 8x12 Aluminum Walk-In Coolers, Hobart Upright Dishwasher with S.S. Drain Boards, 6Ft Refrigerated Grill Stand, 800Lb Ice Machine, 3 Sani-Serve Margarita Machines, Late Model Touch Pro POS System with 3 Screens & 4 Printers, 16Ft Mahogany Bar & Back Bar, 40 Bar Stools, 3 Tap & 6 Tap Beer Systems, Ice Bins, Bar Sinks, 4 & 6Ft Beer Coolers, Sound System, JBL Speakers, Amplifyers, Vitamix Blenders, 12 Marble Tables with Old Fashioned Cast Iron Bases, 100 Hi-End Wood Stack Chairs, 10 Lounge Chairs & Sofas, 20 Ottomans, 10 Ton A/C & Heating Unit, Outdoor Tables & Chairs, Pots, Pans, Trays, Utensils, China Dinnerware, Glassware, Fry & Sauce Pans, S.S. Inserts & Much More. Inspection: Day Of Sale 1 PM To Sale Time. Terms: Cash Or Bank Cashiers Checks. 15% Buyers Premium.
DCA#528663. Auctioneers Phone: 212-473-6830 or 917-776-1080.