America’s Hungriest Criminals

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Two wacky police-blotter items today: First, the Post reports that an impatient customer smashed his head through a display case at Eden Pizza in Williamsburg, causing $10,000 in damage (and a nasty head wound), and WPIX informs that a man broke into a New Jersey sushi joint, cooked some chicken, and took off without bothering to steal anything (or wash the dishes).