Department of Health Kicks Everyone Out of the Park

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Photo: Evan Sung

A tipster sends word that garden-of-scenesters the Park has been shuttered by the Department of Health just days before its Valentines bash: Saw stickers all over the doors yesterday and the sidewalk isnt shoveled today. Place is a ghost town. We havent been able to get in touch with anyone at the restaurant, which got a mere fifteen demerits during an inspection last spring.