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Burger Blogger Experiences Fear and Trembling in Black Market

Burger Blogger Experiences Fear and Trembling in Black Market

Black Market is going to such great pains to stay out of the public eye (an anonymous owner telling us he’s not doing press, a shutter that’s constantly down, etc.) that Dmanburger was just a little bit intimidated during a recent visit. He enters with trepidation and describes “fearing that my short right of passage as guest burger scribe would be revoked … somewhat like the ‘Soup Nazi’ … NO BURGER FOR YOU !!!” After finishing the “beautifully constructed burger that I could eat over and over,” he exits like a thief in the night: “Not wanting to outstay my welcome, I snapped up my fries, took the last bite of my tasty burger, slurped my diet coke, and asked for the check.” And there you have it. Congrats to Black Market for working the preopening hype machine so well that folks are officially scared to eat a cheeseburger there.

Black Market [Dmanburger]

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