Funnies

Meet “Snookie” and “Pauly D.” at Bleacher Bar Tonight

Photo: Bleacher Bar

Here’s your plan for today: GTL (gym, tanning, laundry). The Bleacher Bar will hold a Jersey Shore party tonight, reports The Beantown Bloggery. Ladies, prepare your poufs, and fellows, start your blow dryers because there will be Snookie and Pauly D. lookalike contests, as well as a dance off. Unfortunately, there is no word yet on whether Ron-Ron Juice will be available. If you don’t make it to this event, you can expect to be excluded from surf and turf night, excluded from ravioli night, and excluded from chicken cutlet night.

Jersey Shore Party @ Bleacher Bar [The Beantown Bloggery]

Earlier: DIY Ron-Ron Juice

Meet “Snookie” and “Pauly D.” at Bleacher Bar Tonight