Flirt Sushi has shuttered, reports Universal Hub. That was fast! Flirt was just added to MenuPages’ database last month and, as UH points out, the window has both a “Now Open” and a “Closed Indefinitely” sign in its window. Flirt Sushi’s closing brings with it the loss of what may well have been Boston’s grossest menu item names. Below, some of the most cringe-worthy dishes.
• Mi-So Horny Soup
• Octopussy Delight
• Fluke Me Salad
• Big Balls
•2 Hot 2 Handle
• Ménage A Trois
• Sexyshimi - A.K.A. Atkins’ Roll riceless roll with tuna, salmon, yellowtail, pickled radish, wrapped in cucumber
• Pink Pussy Cat eel, cashew nuts, spicy crab, avocado wrapped in pink soy paper
• Foreplay black pepper tuna, avocado with eel and salmon on top, tempura flakes
• Sashimi Orgy
• Horny Green Tea
• Sexpresso (regular or decaf)
Open and Shut Case on Broad Street [Universal Hub]
