• Important life update: Roche Bros. is selling turducken breast. [Universal Hub]
• One study says that increased foodie-ism, the rise of organics, and the Food Network were among the fifty things that changed our lives this decade. [AP]
• 2009 was the year that Southern Italian salumi ‘nduja went mass market, “making it the Lady Gaga of pork products.” [NYT]
• A Michigan man calmly ordered a coffee with a five-inch knife stuck in his chest. [NYT]