Proving that everything old and crappy must necessarily become cool before it dies of overexposure, Mission Mission sets its hipster sights on the most depressing bar in the world: Clooney’s. In a post last Friday, Kevin Montgomery shared a bunch of blurry iPhone photos and suggested that “it can easily become the Mission’s cool kid refuge camp.” Well, we’ve also spent some time in Clooney’s, where the gigantic bowl of mayonnaise, tray of Lay’s crumbs, and bucket of hot dogs made up a New Year’s Day “buffet.” Montgomery suggests vegans call and “demand soy pups,” but we wouldn’t recommend it. This is one of those places that you have to respect by just leaving it alone. Anyway, Clooney’s has spent its life defying any attempts at “cool” colonization, and we’re confident it will continue to do so.
Clooney’s: The Next Hot Bar in the Mission [Mission Mission]
