Thief to Manager: Yo Quiero Employment at Taco Bell

Cake Man Raven
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The Brooklyn Paper reports that thieves took a TV from Cake Man Raven, who has baked for the likes of 50 Cent, Isaac Hayes, and Spike Lee. Strange to steal a TV from a bakery, but nowhere near as weird as the guy who, according to WLTX, went into a Taco Bell in Haverstraw, New York, and demanded some money at gunpoint, only to then walk into the manager’s office and ask for a job application. When the manager told him to leave, he actually did (sans cash).