Xie Xie Will Hire Fashionable, Stylish, Friendly Hot Counter Girls on the Spot

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No, this is not a Xie Xie server. But close! Photo: Getty Images

StarChefs recently granted Angelo Sosa a Rising Star award for Best Restaurant Concept, citing Xie Xie’s “wood floors, purple walls, and Jetson’s-style furnishings,” but somehow they neglected to mention its smokin’ counter girls! You know, the ones in the purple uniforms that look like something out of Ana Sharapova’s wardrobe? While it’s true that Xie Xie didn’t make this year’s Zagat list of “hottest servers,” it’s looking good for next year: A Craigslist ad is looking for “fashionable” (read: hot) counter girls, and invites “stylish, intelligent girls with a welcoming personality” (read: hot) to come in this week: “Girls with the right combination of style, competence, and friendliness [read: hotness] will be hired on the spot.” Now, how does this tie into the Hot Waitress Economic Index?