Adrian Grenier Isn’t Exactly the Park Slope Coop’s Employee of the Year


On last night’s episode of Entourage, Matt Damon berated Vinny Chase for not giving enough money to charity. So just how giving is the guy who plays him, Adrian Grenier? A spy recently sneaked a photo of his Park Slope Food Coop office card (the Coop keeps track of member shifts via an ancient system involving pen and paper), and it looks like he’s worked all of three shifts this year. According to the Coop’s FAQ, members are supposed to work thirteen two-and-a-half-hour shifts per year (or they will be burned at the stake). We’ve already speculated that Grenier is on the Future Time Off Program that allows for some flexibility, but still: If you’re signing up in hopes of a Vinny Chase sighting, you might want to just stick to Key Food. (By the way, speaking of HBO — nice shout-out to Sammy’s Roumanian on “Bored to Death” last night. Zach Galifianakis’s character, an overeater, is offered a meal there if he’ll fetch something for Jonathan Ames.)