Yes, Let’s Do Chew Some Gummi Bubbles

Photo: Daniel Maurer

Because one good bubble-tea sign deserves another, may we present to you our personal favorite? Spotted outside a Chinatown tea parlor we’re forgetting the name of, it’s not as lewd and rude as “the joys of sucking on balls” over at Crazy Bananas, but if we ever see a Craigslist ad with this subject line, we’re marrying the girl.