If you’re looking to party with “bartenders, cocktail waitresses, bar backs and lounge lizards from all over the Big Apple and Long Island,” and really — circle of trust, guys,who isn’t? — you should really go to P.D. O’Hurleys at Pier 84 on September 14. It’s the FIRST ANNUAL NYC BARTENDERS BALL-END OF SUMMER BASH, le majuscule obligitoire. They’re celebrating the ball-end of summer! Oh, and also “the hospitality industry.” It’s hosted by celebrated mixologist WABC TV anchor Ken Rosato. Tarry not; tickets are $50 and available here. But if you’re not going, the least you can do is vote. Categories include: Bartender Who Shows the Most Skin, Easiest Place to Hook Up, Coldest Beer, and Biggest Attitude Behind Bar. Democracy at work, folks!