• April Bloomfield wants to “open a bakery or a teahouse.” [GQ UK]
• A veteran says he is paid $100 a day by a Met hot-dog vendor to take advantage of cart laws that benefit those who’ve served in the military. [NYP]
• Indie-rock temple HiFi will serve craft beers and “classic cocktails.” [Fork in the Road/VV]
• Max Brenner is gone from Second Avenue and 9th Street, and one East Village neighbor is stoked. [Villager]
• U.S. farm profits are expected to fall 38 percent this year. [WSJ]