Opening Right This Second: Felony Franks

Photo: Felony Franks

After some minor kerfuffles with various naysaying Aldermen, Felony Franks is finally cutting the ribbon for their grand opening today (which kicked off at 11 but is still going strong, at the corner of Western and Jackson). For is first day as a free hot dog stand, they’re serving up both the Misdemeanor Weiner (your standard, everyday hot dog) and the Jumbo dog (which, due to its larger nature, we like to think of as the Misdemeanor Weiner’s felonious counterpoint). The full menu of alliterative meat — like the Burglar Beef, Pardon Polish, and Paroled Pizza Puff — will debut tomorrow.

Grand Opening Invitation [Felony Franks]