Buttermilk Channel was the victim of a break-in early this morning. Nothing was taken by the “schmuck” responsible, per owner Doug Crowell’s Twitter. Meanwhile things didn’t go quite as smoothly outside of a Bronx McDonald’s. According to the Daily News, the restaurant’s security guard (a former cop) opened fire on a would-be carjacker and shot him in the leg. Who knew McDonald’s guards pack heat — is it a Hamburglar thing?