Amy Sacco has her share of detractors — she recently snapped back at Steve Lewis when he pondered Bungalow 8’s future — but WWD brings news that not only is she opening a Bungalow in Amsterdam, but she’s planning a new club right here in New York, and it’ll all be documented in an upcoming reality series for Bravo! OMG, as if Real Housewives wasn’t making New York City look ridiculous enough to the rest of America, Bravo is now going to shine a light on our nightlife scene (or “what’s so awesome about this city,” as Sacco puts it).
Don’t get us wrong, we are totally looking forward to this, as long as there aren’t too many air kisses between her, Yvonne Force Villareal, Patrick McMullan and Donna Karan. This is easily the best thing since Lizzie Grubman’s Power Girls. But why not take this one step further and have Top Doorman, with Wass, Angelo, and Binn judging amateur rope-tenders in various challenges: Who can pick out the C-list CW celebrities amidst a crowd of Upper East Side 17-year-olds? Who can guess whether a certain bridge-and-tunneler is from Jersey or Long Island? Or whether a skateboarder is the cool trust-fund kind or just a random scrub? Who can keep out crashers like Shaggy the longest? Or name the most designer labels in a clubber’s outfit? We’re also seeing a challenge where the doormentestants have to remember and recite all three names of the random socialites and heirs they’ve just met (was it Skyler Fitzgilroy-Chase or Chase Fitzgilroy-Skyler?, etc.) And of course the elimination challenge — who can sell the most bottles and get the most kisses from models? The possibilities are endless — maybe get Matt Levine to host? Bravo, call us!