LES FYI: LEVANTeast Open, TPoutine Still Not

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Last night we counted 32 cabs in one minute flat on the Lower East Side, and the congestion aint going to get better now that Matt Levines LEVANTeast is open, per its fancy new signage. Looking at the chalkboard over at Welcome to the Johnsons, the dive is clearly feeling threatened by its new neighbors $400 bottles and aura of refined sophistication. Meanwhile, TPoutine, in case youre wondering, still hasnt opened for business.