Now that Ivy Stark has taken down her tweet about wanting to kill her pantry chef, who can we turn to for some real-time kitchen aggro? Ladies and gentleman, Top Chef’s Richard Blais! The dude talks smack about his patrons (“This guy at table 11 is such an effin juice box ... ”) and his staff: “Not sure why I take back cooks who have effed me before. But here we go again, over a few dollars.” And while conducting that cooking demo with Stefan: “He’s a bit more of a rock star. But Im a better cook.” Okay, so there was a smiley face after that, and he also tweets about his kid, but we’re just going to pretend Blais is out of his effin’ skull.