Now that Ivy Stark has taken down her tweet about wanting to kill her pantry chef, who can we turn to for some real-time kitchen aggro? Ladies and gentleman, Top Chef’s Richard Blais! The dude talks smack about his patrons (“This guy at table 11 is such an effin juice box … ”) and his staff: “Not sure why I take back cooks who have effed me before. But here we go again, over a few dollars.” And while conducting that cooking demo with Stefan: “He’s a bit more of a rock star. But Im a better cook.” Okay, so there was a smiley face after that, and he also tweets about his kid, but we’re just going to pretend Blais is out of his effin’ skull.