While Restaurant Girl’s Twitter imposter continues to post (and has now launched a website parodying her upcoming book Gourmet Glossary), Eric Ripert’s wannabe has met the Ripper’s wrath. Ripert carped (get it, carped?) to "Page Six" about an imposter’s posts about Natasha Richardson and microwaving M&M;’s (hey, we did once see the guy eat a King Cone!). Despite what "Page Six" says, he was ultimately successful in getting the account suspended. We’re still trying to dig up an archive of the posts — if you’re the scoundrel in question and saved your dirty work, send it over!