Restaurant Girl Is NOT on Twitter, Okay?

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As we suspected, the Twitter user posing as “realRG” is not actually Danyelle Freeman as Eater reported (that site has now been duped twice). The real, real RG tells us: “I don’t tweet or twitter. It’s not me, but I do know how to spell Klonopin.” We’re thinking this is Life Vicarious, author of the RG’s first fake Twitter, trying to pull one over again. Get a life, people! (And not Restaurant Girl’s life.)

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