Yesterday, Vulture proclaimed that romantic comedies now target males. So do female-aimed vegan diet books! The writers of Skinny Bitch have adapted their spiel for Skinny Bastard, out Monday. “The men’s version does not assume low self-esteem,” intones the Times, and instead appeals to a man’s ego: “[A] hot-bodied man is a head-turner.” If the promise of sex doesn’t get you to eat right, you can always try death threats; obesity documentary Killer at Large is already out on DVD.