Okay, we thought we’d reached the bottom of the barrel when Steppin’ Out editor Chaunce Hayden sent us an e-mail about Samantha Ronson D.J.-ing the opening of Sapphire in the old Scores space. (“One dancer named Layla told Hayden that the Samster wouldn’t allow any of her fellow pealers to remove their clothes while she was inside the club. What a party kill.”) But no — now we get (and this is the subject line) an “Open Call- Looking for NYC’s Hottest Female Chefs & Restaurant Staff.” Your future place of employment? Bianca’s Triple Ds, opening soon in HeadQuarters. Read on if you think you have what it takes (enormous knockers, apparently).
NEW RESTAURANT HIRING NYC’S
HOTTEST FEMALE CHEF & RESTAURANT STAFF
OPEN CALL THURSDAY, MAY 7th, 2009
What: Bianca’s Triple Ds, a new restaurant opening in June, is on the hunt for NYC’s Hottest Female Chef and Restaurant Staff. The restaurant, located at Headquarters Gentleman’s Club, will be a modern steakhouse with classic American fare.
Who: Soprano’s star Will DeMeo and Movie Director Paul Borghese will serve as guest judges for the open call.
Where: Headquarters Gentleman’s Club- 552 West 38th Street between 10 & 11th Aves.
When: Thursday, May 7th 2009 from 3-5PM
Who: We are looking for a talented female chef with great looks and a great personality. Culinary training strongly recommended, previous experience preferred. We are also hiring friendly and experienced wait staff.
Details: Open call will run from 3pm – 5pm; please submit your resume by Wednesday, May 6th to reserve your spot. Resumes may be sent to Carmine’s attention at email@example.com. All candidates must be available to start work in May. Please come dressed upscale and camera ready.