Domino’s Cracks Down on Little Snots


If you thought nothing was grosser than Domino’s Pizza in its natural state (remember the Pizza Institute?), you found out differently when a, ahem, “viral” video emerged on Monday of employees befouling those sandwiches we keep effing hearing about. Although the real live Noids say they never served up their American Loogies — er, Legends — creations, the Times reports they’ve been smacked with felony charges of delivering prohibited foods, and Domino’s is planning to sue the pants off of them (except their pants were already off?). A company spokesman describes loyal customers “second-guessing their relationship with Domino’s” as if that’s a bad thing, and an official video response, titled “Disgusting Domino’s People,” is hilariously over-the-top: “The store has been shut down and sanitized from top to bottom.” Okay, but whose bottom? Now if they’d just close the rest of their stores …

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