Quiznos Revels in Sub-versive Advertising

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Quiznos has deployed edgy ads before (remember the spongmonkeys?), but now theyre getting downright pervy. The big Q is whipping out its toasty torpedoes, a variety of baguette-inspired $4 sammies meant to be eaten out of a paper sleeve. Since BK saw fit to have chicks go limp for burger shots, Quiznos figured why not have two dudes (one of them a HAL 9000esque oven) milk the over-twelve-inchers for all they're worth. Now its on McDonalds to get even scuzzier when they introduce those new Big Macs wraps.