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Porky’s: Quite Possibly the Classiest Bar in Town

Porky’s: Quite Possibly the Classiest Bar in Town

Photo: Daniel Maurer

We never would’ve suspected this, but before you can set foot in Porky’s, you have to adhere to a strict twelve-point dress code. That’s right, if you want to pound shots with Screech from Saved by the Bell, you’re going to have to be NEAT AND CASUAL, okay? The best part about this is definitely “all caps must be worn forward,” followed by “don’t look, dress, or act like an idiot!!!” Or what, you’ll be denied beer pong and fishbowls??? Keep in mind, this is a place that asks job applicants “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?” presumably in hopes of hearing about their Girls Gone Wild appearances.

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