To tide you over between Top Chef and the March 11 premiere of Chopping Block, there was last night’s Celebrity Apprentice: The male and female teams competed in a cupcake-truck competition, and Andrew Dice Clay did not dig his cupcake lessons at the Institute of Culinary Education: “I’m from Brooklyn. I can’t have my friends from Brooklyn looking at me with this stupid hat … It’s like a rule: Don’t look like a jerk-off.” Later, he told Dennis Rodman: “All right, you want me to admit it? I don’t wanna make cupcakes! I hate making cupcakes!” It was up to the owners of Crumbs to determine whose cupcakes were better, and the men’s were “disgusting.” Winner: women. Fired: Diceman.