Vile-entine’s Day

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Is “heart-shaped aphrodisiac pizza” perhaps the most blechtacular combination of words ever? On Saturday, West Village Neapolitan spot Number 28 is serving some decidedly non-D.O.C. pies by the name of Seafood Seduction (shrimp, clams, and an oyster; $20), Valentine’s Day Decadence (Robiola cheese, smoked salmon, and black caviar; $22), and Chocolate Amore (Nutella, bananas, and strawberries; $10). Did the dude from Cook to Bang think these things up?